Post by Æschere on Jan 14, 2009 21:49:44 GMT -5
WAS YOUR FIRST PREGNANCY PLANNED?
Nope. But I'm overjoyed that it happened
WERE YOU MARRIED AT THE TIME?
Not at the time
WHAT WERE YOUR REACTIONS?
Oh I was pissy. Then I loved the idea
WAS ABORTION AN OPTION FOR YOU?
Yup.
HOW OLD WERE YOU?
19
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT?
Test?
WHO DID YOU TELL FIRST?
Jake
DID YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THE SEX?
Yeah. I did
DUE DATE?
March 9th
DID YOU HAVE MORNING SICKNESS?
Fuck yeah
WHAT DID YOU CRAVE?
Lotsa things
WHO IRRITATED YOU THE MOST?
Jake
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CHILD'S SEX
Boyyy =]
DID YOU WISH YOU HAD THE OPPOSITE SEX OF WHAT YOU WERE GETTING?
Nope
HOW MANY POUNDS DID YOU GAIN THROUGHOUT THE PREGNANCY?
Ha. I didnt check
DID YOU HAVE A BABY SHOWER?
Nope
WAS IT A SURPRISE OR DID YOU KNOW?
Didn't have one bitch
DID YOU HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS DURING YOUR PREGNANCY?
Umm... Not really
WHERE DID YOU GIVE BIRTH?
Hospital
HOW MANY HOURS WERE YOU IN LABOR?
A few
WHO DROVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?
Jackkk
WHO WATCHED YOU GIVE BIRTH?
Haha. Few people
WAS IT NATURAL OR C-SECTION
Natural
DID YOU TAKE MEDICINE TO EASE THE PAIN
Yup
HOW MUCH DID YOUR CHILD WEIGH??
8.2 lbs
DID YOUR CHILD HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS???
Nopeeeee.. He's perfectt..
WHAT DAY WAS YOUR CHILD ACTUALLY BORN ON?
March 2nd
WHAT DID YOU NAME HIM/HER?
Toby Jake
HOW OLD IS YOUR FIRST BORN TODAY?
Two months <333
1. How did you meet your husband and how old were you?
I was... 18
Jack went to the hospital and Jake's current girlfriend went to see him.
2. Was it love at first sight?
Nope
3. How did you know you were supossed to marry him?
Oh fuck. I still don't know
4. What was the first date like?
LMAOOOO
5. Where did your first kiss take place?
The hospital
6. Dating... local or long distance?
Local
7. Do you know everything there is to know about your husband?
I don't wanna...
Some things are better left unsaid
8. Were your parents supportive of you when you started dating?
Oh no
9. Did you wait till marriage to have sex?
HELL NO
10. How long was it till you got engaged after you started dating?
Less than a year
11. Long or short engagement?
Short
12. Did you write your own vows?
Nope
13. What was one of the things that attracted you to your husband?
Hahaa. Idk. Baby, you're an idiot
14. Do you believe he is your soulmate?
Haha. For some reason, yeah
15. Are you happy that you married him?
Yeah <333
Facts:
1. Place your husband was born and date?
O.o Idk
2. Favorite movie?
I don't wanna know
3. Occupation?
He has none
4. What is one of his favorite things to do on the weekends?
Apparently go to strip clubs >.<
5. What was his first thought of you when you first met?
I was hot?
6. Does he snore at night while sleeping?
Sometimes
7. What about farting in his sleep?
Nah
8. If you could go one place with him anywhere in the world where would that be?
It would beeeee.... Paris. Cause I wanna go there
SEX IN THE CATACOMBS
9. How often do you have sex?
Prolly too much
10. Is he the best thing that ever happend to you?
I have to say he is
but also the worst
1st off whats his name?
Jakob
What makes him so amazing?
PENIS
Lmao jk
Does he bring out the best in you?
Only sometimes
How old is he?
27
How old are you?
20
How long have you been together?
Ummm on and off for a little over a year
Do or did you celebrate monthly anniversaries?
Nah
Have you ever broken up and got back together?
Tons of times
What sweet names or nick names do you call eachother?
Lmao. Varies
Can you talk to him about anything?
Chea
Can you trust him with your deepest secret?
Yeah
Can you share your every thought without questioning yourself?
Haha. Maybe
Would you take a bullet for him?
Nah. I'd prolly be the one shooting him
If you didn't have sex with him, would you cheat, or wait?
Wait.
But that's not necessary
Whats most important to you in a relationship?
Loyalty
Is it love or lust?
Love I like to think
Do you really know the difference?
I hope
Who gave whom their phone number first?
Oh I don't even know
Was the 3-day phone rule used?
Prolly
Anything you wish to change about him?
Where to start?
-Stop slamming doors
-Maybe learn to deal with Toby?
-Stop acting like you're the king of the world
-Drink less
-Don't be so dramatic over the stripper thing it's in the past
-Stop annoying me over my weight
-Stop walking away everytime you get angry
-Just TRY to get along with Jack
-For that matter, try to get along with my family
-Grow uppppp
I love you
What attracted you the most?
The hair
Did you ever get butterflies?
Fuck yeah
What are your intentions?
Hah. What happens happens
Would you say your relationship is growing?
I think we're getting better, yeah
We definately have our problems
If not, what would make it better?
GROW UP
Do you see a future with him?
Yeah
Do you think he feels the same way?
I'm sure
Have you discussed future childrens names together?
Lmao. No
Has he bought you any jewelry?
Haha. Only my engagement ring
Has he bought you any flowers or teddy bears?
There's an idea, Babe.
What about chocolates when it wasn't Valentines Day?
There's another!
Does he get along with your friends and family?
Nope
Do the two of you live together?
Yup
Would you live together before marriage?
Haha. DUH
Did you know eachother long before dating?
Nope
Where was your 1st date?
Bar? It wasn't really a date though
Where did your 1st kiss take place?
The hospital
Who said I Love You 1st?
I don't know. Probably me
Where is he right now?
Sleeping. As usual.
Might wanna wake him up soon. It's already eleven
Haha. I have a sexy way to wake him...
Involving my mouth and his pants
TMI? Idc
Do you think he will read this survey?
Lmao. Nah. Prolly not
OOOH! NATALIE FOUND ANOTHER SURVEY! I CAN'T STOP! I'M BEATING JACK!
Who is your man?
Jakob Sykessss
How long have you been together?
On and off for a year
Man, these are popular questions
Dating/Engaged/Married?
Married <3 4/25/08 forever
How old is your man?
27
What's his middle name?
Idk actually
Who eats more?
Prolly him
Who said "I love you" first?
Idk. Gah. Prolly me
Who weighs more?
Him
Who sings better?
Me
Who's Older?
Him
Who's smarter?
Me duhhh
Who's temper is worse?
His, I have to say
Who does the laundry?
Psh. Jake doing anything helpful? -laugh-
Me
Who does the dishes?
Same
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
It varies.
Who's feet are bigger?
Hisss
Who's hair is longer?
Mine
Who's better with the computer?
Haha. Idk
Who mowes the lawn?
No one?
Who pays the bills?
Ugh. We're still working on that
Who cooks dinner?
Whoever's hungry
Who makes more money?
Me
Who drives when you are together?
Usually him. But sometimes me
Who pays when you go out to dinner?
-shrug- We haven't gone out in awhile
Who's the most stubborn?
Probably me, actually
Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Depends who IS wrong
Who's parents do you see more?
Mine
Who named your dog?
No one?
Who kissed who first?
It was pretty much the same
Who asked who out?
Umm.. Idk
Who's more sensitive?
Me
Who's taller?
Him
Who has more friends?
Me! LMAO
Who has more siblings?
Me
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I attempt to control him.
But idk. Neither?
I CAN'T STOP =]]]]
Are you the wife or husband?
I'm ta husband
jk. Wife
How long have you been Married?
A few weeks
How long were you engaged?
A few weeks
Did you work to attract this person or did they to attract you?
They attracted me
How long were you an item before he/she met your folks?
We weren't ever really an item... Until I got preg
Did they like him/her?
Nope
How long before you met theirs?
That's complicated
Did they like you?
...
Big or small ceremony?
Small
Honeymoon?
Ish
If so, where and how long?
Vegas? Few days
Did you argue on your honeymoon?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you own a home or rent?
Rent...
GAH
Do both of you work?
No
How much time a day do you spend with just your spouse?
A lot.
Do you cherish that time together, focusing just on your spouse or do you waste it doing other things?
I think I probably waste it =[ This is my last survey. I swear. It's making me sad
How do you spend your free time, with friends or with your spouse?
Both
Do you regret that at all?
No...
How does he/she spend their free time?
Usually at homeee.
Do you regret that at all?
Yeah. I want him to come out with me more
About how many times a month do you argue?
Quite a few. We're getting better though
Who normally says “I’m sorry” first?
It usually happens at the same time
Have you ever gone to bed mad?
Well yeah.
Have you ever made you spouse cry?
No. I've never seen him really cry, I don't think
Has your spouse ever made you cry?
Yeah, I cry way too easily.
Do you tell your spouse “I Love You” everyday?
Yes
Do you kiss your spouse everyday?
Yes
When out and about, do you and your spouse hold hands?
Sometimes
Would you say you ‘Love’ your spouse, or you’re ‘In Love with’ your spouse?
Yes.
Are you insecure in your relationship?
Sometimes
Do you ever think or research ways to make your relationship better?
Yeah
How well do you and your spouse communicate?
Pretty well most of the time
If you had it all to do over, would you still marry this person?
Yeah, I think so
So far, have you told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Yeah
Were you a virgin when you met?
No
Was your spouse?
Ha. Hell no
Did the feeling of sex change after marriage (more intimate/intense or less intimate/intense)?
less
Are you pleased w/ your sex life?
Yeah
Is your wife/husband?
I'm sure
Number of times per week?
It varies
Do you frequently perform foreplay?
Well duh.
Is either of you vocal during lovemaking?
Haha. Not when Toby's here.
Morning, noon or night?
Night
Which one of you wants it more or more frequently?
Probably me, lately
Is either of you multi-orgasmic?
Eh.
Would you try something you’ve never tried before sexually if your spouse asked you to?
Well yeah
If you said “it depends on what it is”, what are some things you wouldn’t try?
-shrug-
Have you ever taken ‘pictures’ for your spouse?
Haha. DUH
Have they for you?
Nah
Have you ever caught your spouse cheating?
Yes
Have you ever suspected them of cheating?
Yes
Could you forgive them if they did?
I have.
But I have to say that I wouldn't be able to do that again
Have they ever caught you cheating?
He called it cheating but it wasn't
Have they ever suspected you of cheating?
Nah
Have you ever thought of cheating?
Yeah
Could you forgive yourself if you did?
No
Are you satisfied with your love life?
Yeah, I guess
Do you see yourself with this person forever?
Yeah...
Do you plan to renew your vows, ever?
Yeah, I'm sure
If something were to come between you two, would you fight to keep the relationship alive?
Yeah. I would
Are you more protective of your dignity or your marriage?
Marriage
I have no dignity
If it fell apart, could you see yourself getting married again?
Not for awhile
Would you be supportive of them if they decided to re-marry?
It would prolly be better for Tobes
If you were stranded on a Desert Isle, would you want your spouse with you, or someone else?
I'd want Jake =D
If you had the chance to trade your spouse in for someone in your past, would you?
No. Never
Do you see your relationship only getting stronger or are there things that need to be worked out if it’s going to continue being love?
We definately need to work things out.
You’ve met your spouses parents, are scared what they are going to look like in 20 years?
Wow.
Are you happy or sorry that you decided to take this survey?
I'm sorry. I'm on the verge of tears. It made me sad as shit. Really, I don't usually ask myself these things, I just focus on the moment. I love Jake, I do. But we're not perfect and I guess we really do need to work on a lot of shit, about both our past and our future. Especially if we want Toby to be happy. Now I'm gonna shut off the computer, wipe away these dumbass tears and wake up meh husband with a BJ and then lay down next to him with my head on his chest for a few minutes just to spend a little bit of time trying to say how much he means to me. Because I really don't say it enough. Things will get better for us as soon as we start making some real money and really start working on this.
Nope. But I'm overjoyed that it happened
WERE YOU MARRIED AT THE TIME?
Not at the time
WHAT WERE YOUR REACTIONS?
Oh I was pissy. Then I loved the idea
WAS ABORTION AN OPTION FOR YOU?
Yup.
HOW OLD WERE YOU?
19
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT?
Test?
WHO DID YOU TELL FIRST?
Jake
DID YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THE SEX?
Yeah. I did
DUE DATE?
March 9th
DID YOU HAVE MORNING SICKNESS?
Fuck yeah
WHAT DID YOU CRAVE?
Lotsa things
WHO IRRITATED YOU THE MOST?
Jake
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CHILD'S SEX
Boyyy =]
DID YOU WISH YOU HAD THE OPPOSITE SEX OF WHAT YOU WERE GETTING?
Nope
HOW MANY POUNDS DID YOU GAIN THROUGHOUT THE PREGNANCY?
Ha. I didnt check
DID YOU HAVE A BABY SHOWER?
Nope
WAS IT A SURPRISE OR DID YOU KNOW?
Didn't have one bitch
DID YOU HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS DURING YOUR PREGNANCY?
Umm... Not really
WHERE DID YOU GIVE BIRTH?
Hospital
HOW MANY HOURS WERE YOU IN LABOR?
A few
WHO DROVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?
Jackkk
WHO WATCHED YOU GIVE BIRTH?
Haha. Few people
WAS IT NATURAL OR C-SECTION
Natural
DID YOU TAKE MEDICINE TO EASE THE PAIN
Yup
HOW MUCH DID YOUR CHILD WEIGH??
8.2 lbs
DID YOUR CHILD HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS???
Nopeeeee.. He's perfectt..
WHAT DAY WAS YOUR CHILD ACTUALLY BORN ON?
March 2nd
WHAT DID YOU NAME HIM/HER?
Toby Jake
HOW OLD IS YOUR FIRST BORN TODAY?
Two months <333
1. How did you meet your husband and how old were you?
I was... 18
Jack went to the hospital and Jake's current girlfriend went to see him.
2. Was it love at first sight?
Nope
3. How did you know you were supossed to marry him?
Oh fuck. I still don't know
4. What was the first date like?
LMAOOOO
5. Where did your first kiss take place?
The hospital
6. Dating... local or long distance?
Local
7. Do you know everything there is to know about your husband?
I don't wanna...
Some things are better left unsaid
8. Were your parents supportive of you when you started dating?
Oh no
9. Did you wait till marriage to have sex?
HELL NO
10. How long was it till you got engaged after you started dating?
Less than a year
11. Long or short engagement?
Short
12. Did you write your own vows?
Nope
13. What was one of the things that attracted you to your husband?
Hahaa. Idk. Baby, you're an idiot
14. Do you believe he is your soulmate?
Haha. For some reason, yeah
15. Are you happy that you married him?
Yeah <333
Facts:
1. Place your husband was born and date?
O.o Idk
2. Favorite movie?
I don't wanna know
3. Occupation?
He has none
4. What is one of his favorite things to do on the weekends?
Apparently go to strip clubs >.<
5. What was his first thought of you when you first met?
I was hot?
6. Does he snore at night while sleeping?
Sometimes
7. What about farting in his sleep?
Nah
8. If you could go one place with him anywhere in the world where would that be?
It would beeeee.... Paris. Cause I wanna go there
SEX IN THE CATACOMBS
9. How often do you have sex?
Prolly too much
10. Is he the best thing that ever happend to you?
I have to say he is
but also the worst
1st off whats his name?
Jakob
What makes him so amazing?
PENIS
Lmao jk
Does he bring out the best in you?
Only sometimes
How old is he?
27
How old are you?
20
How long have you been together?
Ummm on and off for a little over a year
Do or did you celebrate monthly anniversaries?
Nah
Have you ever broken up and got back together?
Tons of times
What sweet names or nick names do you call eachother?
Lmao. Varies
Can you talk to him about anything?
Chea
Can you trust him with your deepest secret?
Yeah
Can you share your every thought without questioning yourself?
Haha. Maybe
Would you take a bullet for him?
Nah. I'd prolly be the one shooting him
If you didn't have sex with him, would you cheat, or wait?
Wait.
But that's not necessary
Whats most important to you in a relationship?
Loyalty
Is it love or lust?
Love I like to think
Do you really know the difference?
I hope
Who gave whom their phone number first?
Oh I don't even know
Was the 3-day phone rule used?
Prolly
Anything you wish to change about him?
Where to start?
-Stop slamming doors
-Maybe learn to deal with Toby?
-Stop acting like you're the king of the world
-Drink less
-Don't be so dramatic over the stripper thing it's in the past
-Stop annoying me over my weight
-Stop walking away everytime you get angry
-Just TRY to get along with Jack
-For that matter, try to get along with my family
-Grow uppppp
I love you
What attracted you the most?
The hair
Did you ever get butterflies?
Fuck yeah
What are your intentions?
Hah. What happens happens
Would you say your relationship is growing?
I think we're getting better, yeah
We definately have our problems
If not, what would make it better?
GROW UP
Do you see a future with him?
Yeah
Do you think he feels the same way?
I'm sure
Have you discussed future childrens names together?
Lmao. No
Has he bought you any jewelry?
Haha. Only my engagement ring
Has he bought you any flowers or teddy bears?
There's an idea, Babe.
What about chocolates when it wasn't Valentines Day?
There's another!
Does he get along with your friends and family?
Nope
Do the two of you live together?
Yup
Would you live together before marriage?
Haha. DUH
Did you know eachother long before dating?
Nope
Where was your 1st date?
Bar? It wasn't really a date though
Where did your 1st kiss take place?
The hospital
Who said I Love You 1st?
I don't know. Probably me
Where is he right now?
Sleeping. As usual.
Might wanna wake him up soon. It's already eleven
Haha. I have a sexy way to wake him...
Involving my mouth and his pants
TMI? Idc
Do you think he will read this survey?
Lmao. Nah. Prolly not
OOOH! NATALIE FOUND ANOTHER SURVEY! I CAN'T STOP! I'M BEATING JACK!
Who is your man?
Jakob Sykessss
How long have you been together?
On and off for a year
Man, these are popular questions
Dating/Engaged/Married?
Married <3 4/25/08 forever
How old is your man?
27
What's his middle name?
Idk actually
Who eats more?
Prolly him
Who said "I love you" first?
Idk. Gah. Prolly me
Who weighs more?
Him
Who sings better?
Me
Who's Older?
Him
Who's smarter?
Me duhhh
Who's temper is worse?
His, I have to say
Who does the laundry?
Psh. Jake doing anything helpful? -laugh-
Me
Who does the dishes?
Same
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
It varies.
Who's feet are bigger?
Hisss
Who's hair is longer?
Mine
Who's better with the computer?
Haha. Idk
Who mowes the lawn?
No one?
Who pays the bills?
Ugh. We're still working on that
Who cooks dinner?
Whoever's hungry
Who makes more money?
Me
Who drives when you are together?
Usually him. But sometimes me
Who pays when you go out to dinner?
-shrug- We haven't gone out in awhile
Who's the most stubborn?
Probably me, actually
Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Depends who IS wrong
Who's parents do you see more?
Mine
Who named your dog?
No one?
Who kissed who first?
It was pretty much the same
Who asked who out?
Umm.. Idk
Who's more sensitive?
Me
Who's taller?
Him
Who has more friends?
Me! LMAO
Who has more siblings?
Me
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I attempt to control him.
But idk. Neither?
I CAN'T STOP =]]]]
Are you the wife or husband?
I'm ta husband
jk. Wife
How long have you been Married?
A few weeks
How long were you engaged?
A few weeks
Did you work to attract this person or did they to attract you?
They attracted me
How long were you an item before he/she met your folks?
We weren't ever really an item... Until I got preg
Did they like him/her?
Nope
How long before you met theirs?
That's complicated
Did they like you?
...
Big or small ceremony?
Small
Honeymoon?
Ish
If so, where and how long?
Vegas? Few days
Did you argue on your honeymoon?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you own a home or rent?
Rent...
GAH
Do both of you work?
No
How much time a day do you spend with just your spouse?
A lot.
Do you cherish that time together, focusing just on your spouse or do you waste it doing other things?
I think I probably waste it =[ This is my last survey. I swear. It's making me sad
How do you spend your free time, with friends or with your spouse?
Both
Do you regret that at all?
No...
How does he/she spend their free time?
Usually at homeee.
Do you regret that at all?
Yeah. I want him to come out with me more
About how many times a month do you argue?
Quite a few. We're getting better though
Who normally says “I’m sorry” first?
It usually happens at the same time
Have you ever gone to bed mad?
Well yeah.
Have you ever made you spouse cry?
No. I've never seen him really cry, I don't think
Has your spouse ever made you cry?
Yeah, I cry way too easily.
Do you tell your spouse “I Love You” everyday?
Yes
Do you kiss your spouse everyday?
Yes
When out and about, do you and your spouse hold hands?
Sometimes
Would you say you ‘Love’ your spouse, or you’re ‘In Love with’ your spouse?
Yes.
Are you insecure in your relationship?
Sometimes
Do you ever think or research ways to make your relationship better?
Yeah
How well do you and your spouse communicate?
Pretty well most of the time
If you had it all to do over, would you still marry this person?
Yeah, I think so
So far, have you told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Yeah
Were you a virgin when you met?
No
Was your spouse?
Ha. Hell no
Did the feeling of sex change after marriage (more intimate/intense or less intimate/intense)?
less
Are you pleased w/ your sex life?
Yeah
Is your wife/husband?
I'm sure
Number of times per week?
It varies
Do you frequently perform foreplay?
Well duh.
Is either of you vocal during lovemaking?
Haha. Not when Toby's here.
Morning, noon or night?
Night
Which one of you wants it more or more frequently?
Probably me, lately
Is either of you multi-orgasmic?
Eh.
Would you try something you’ve never tried before sexually if your spouse asked you to?
Well yeah
If you said “it depends on what it is”, what are some things you wouldn’t try?
-shrug-
Have you ever taken ‘pictures’ for your spouse?
Haha. DUH
Have they for you?
Nah
Have you ever caught your spouse cheating?
Yes
Have you ever suspected them of cheating?
Yes
Could you forgive them if they did?
I have.
But I have to say that I wouldn't be able to do that again
Have they ever caught you cheating?
He called it cheating but it wasn't
Have they ever suspected you of cheating?
Nah
Have you ever thought of cheating?
Yeah
Could you forgive yourself if you did?
No
Are you satisfied with your love life?
Yeah, I guess
Do you see yourself with this person forever?
Yeah...
Do you plan to renew your vows, ever?
Yeah, I'm sure
If something were to come between you two, would you fight to keep the relationship alive?
Yeah. I would
Are you more protective of your dignity or your marriage?
Marriage
I have no dignity
If it fell apart, could you see yourself getting married again?
Not for awhile
Would you be supportive of them if they decided to re-marry?
It would prolly be better for Tobes
If you were stranded on a Desert Isle, would you want your spouse with you, or someone else?
I'd want Jake =D
If you had the chance to trade your spouse in for someone in your past, would you?
No. Never
Do you see your relationship only getting stronger or are there things that need to be worked out if it’s going to continue being love?
We definately need to work things out.
You’ve met your spouses parents, are scared what they are going to look like in 20 years?
Wow.
Are you happy or sorry that you decided to take this survey?
I'm sorry. I'm on the verge of tears. It made me sad as shit. Really, I don't usually ask myself these things, I just focus on the moment. I love Jake, I do. But we're not perfect and I guess we really do need to work on a lot of shit, about both our past and our future. Especially if we want Toby to be happy. Now I'm gonna shut off the computer, wipe away these dumbass tears and wake up meh husband with a BJ and then lay down next to him with my head on his chest for a few minutes just to spend a little bit of time trying to say how much he means to me. Because I really don't say it enough. Things will get better for us as soon as we start making some real money and really start working on this.