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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:35:35 GMT -5
"Ow. Fuck, Sam." Jack said. "Alright." Carden said. "No... No don't fuck Sam."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:35:51 GMT -5
"Someone needs to fuck Sam," she said.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:45:43 GMT -5
"Jack will fuck Sam." Jack said, pushing Carden away. Adam walked over and said, "Jack has his bats."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:48:17 GMT -5
"Jake'll fuck Sam," Ben said, walking out from behind Sam. "When the fuck did you get here, Ben?!" Sam asked, after getting the shit scared outta her. Ben shrugged. "Don't remember exactly. I think last night around... eight?" "Oh shit..."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:50:15 GMT -5
"Oh god." Jack said, "Were we loud enough for him?" "You were loud enough for me." Adam said.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:51:49 GMT -5
"I'm not gonna ask him that, Jack!" Sam said. Ben rolled his eyes. "If he's asking if I heard, then yeah. Thanks, I'm scarred for life." "Next time tell me you're here!" Sam said. "Ew. No..."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:55:34 GMT -5
"Sam, had the kid opened our door... Jesus..." Jack said. Adam laughed slightly, "He'd be surprised to find out that Jack's pubes are longer than the hair on his head... The real head... The one on his neck and shoulders... You know..." "Thanks, Adam." Jack muttered.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:57:21 GMT -5
"Ben... Next time just call or something... Or... Knock on the door..." Sam said. "Er... I did knock on the door. Like... loudly. Five times. Every like ten minutes. Didn't work..." Ben said. "Then I heard some things I never wanna hear again and gave up and went to the basement... Where I found Alyssa. It was awkward. She was hiding there, too."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 13:59:55 GMT -5
"Wait- Alyssa was there?" Jack asked, "Sam... Since when did our fucking turn into an orgy? We're gonna have to lock the doors when we screw... We may anger the Fuck God."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:04:31 GMT -5
"Yeah, Ben why was Alyssa here?" Sam asked him. "Uh. Dunno. Something about her parents getting mad about something and kicking her out?" Alyssa walked into the kitchen and said, "Oh hey. Yeah. I got kicked out. Parents aren't very happy with me..." "Firstly, why?" Sam asked. Alyssa looked at Ben. "Not now..." "Okay... How'd you get in?" Sam asked. "Oh, I have my own key," she replied, smiling. Sam cocked an eyebrow. "How?!" "Found it... And took it to get a few copies made... I put the original back though... Under the rock." "Jack... Since when do we have a spare key under a rock?!" "Maybe it's Ronnie's? Or Jake's? Or Natalie's? Or... Uh... Ben?" Ben shook his head. "No... Mine's the one under the rock..." "That's what I said..." Alyssa said. "You high?" "Oh. Yeah. Right. Wait, no. Not high. But yeah. The rock one's mine..."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:09:43 GMT -5
"Wait... Jack said, "So how many people have a key?!" "I have a key." Mike Carden said. "Yeah... Me too..." Adam said. "I think Butcher and Chislett do too." Carden added. "Oh fucking great. Sam, we've pissed off the Fuck God." Jack said, rolling his eyes.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:13:29 GMT -5
"Wow..." Sam said. Alyssa shrugged. "I only gave a key to Ronnie, me, and Jake..." Ben rolled his eyes. "This is fun." "Key," Amy said, smiling. Alyssa stared at Amy before smiling slightly. "She's so cute..." she said. Sam cocked an eyebrow at Alyssa. "Oh, gawd."
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:15:00 GMT -5
"Wow... I always thought Alyssa ate babies..." Jack said, "Now they're 'cute'?" "Yeah, I swear she killed my last child." Adam said teasingly. "No that was me." Carden said.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:17:25 GMT -5
"Jack," Sam muttered. "Shut up..." Alyssa started crying slightly. "Oh, god. Hormones..." Ben said, quickly leaving the room. "Jack, you asshole," Sam said. Alyssa sat down next to Sam, and put her head on her shoulder.
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Post by Æschere on Feb 17, 2009 14:20:38 GMT -5
"I'm just kidding!" Jack protested. "I think Sam ate the one before that..." Adam continued. Carden sighed, "Adam, stop giving out credit for my work..." "Stay away from my kids." Jack told him, "You're never babysitting again." "But he loves sitting on babies." Adam said. "Oh fuck." Jack rolled his eyes.
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